The Real Golden Globes Recap

Jay based his recap on the "Important Categories."  I'm pretty sure they're all weighted the same amount man, so who are you to choose which are important and which aren't?  And whose fault is it you didn't pick most of them?  Forget that bullshit, here are the real results.



Best Motion Picture (Drama)
Chris: Moneyball
Jay: The Ides of March
Winner: The Descendants
Score: 0-0

Best Performance by an Actress (Drama)
Chris: Rooney Mara
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Meryl Streep
Score: 0-0

Best Performance by an Actor (Drama)
Chris: Leonardo DiCaprio
Jay: Ryan Gosling
Winner: George Clooney
Score: 0-0

Best Motion Picture (Comedy)
Chris: 50/50
Jay: Anything But Bridesmaids
Winner: The Artist
Score: 0-0 (Sorry sir, Anything But Bridesmaids doesn't count for shit in my recap either)

Best Performance by an Actress (Comedy)
Chris: Charlize Theron
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Michelle Williams
Score: 0-0

Best Performance by an Actor (Comedy)
Chris: Owen Wilson
Jay: Ryan Gosling
Winner: Jean Dujardin
Score: 0-0

Best Animated Film
Chris: Rango
Jay: Tintin
Winner: Tintin
Score: 1-0 Jay

Best Foreign Film
Chris: In The Land of Blood and Honey
Jay: No Pick
Winner: A Separation
Score: 1-0 Jay

Best Supporting Actress in Motion Picture
Chris: Shailene Woodley
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Octavia Spencer
Score: 1-0 Jay

Best Supporting Actor in Motion Picture
Chris: Jonah Hill
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Christopher Plummer
Score: 1-0 Jay

Best Director
Chris: George Clooney
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Martin Scorsese
Score: 1-0 Jay

Best Screen Play
Chris: Woody Allen - Midnight In Paris
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Woody Allen - Midnight In Paris
Score: 1-1

Best Original Score
Chris: Abel Korzeiowski
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Ludovic Bource
Score: 1-1

Best Original Song
Chris: The Keeper
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Masterpiece
Score: 1-1

Best Television Series (Drama)
Chris: Game of Thrones
Jay: American Horror Story
Winner: Homeland
Score: 1-1

Best Actress on Television (Drama)
Chris: Claire Danes
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Claire Danes
Score: 2-1 Chris

Best Actor on Television (Drama)
Chris: Kelsey Grammar
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Kelsey Grammar
Score: 3-1 Chris

Best Television Series (Comedy)
Chris: New Girl
Jay: Modern Family
Winner: Modern Family
Score: 3-2 Chris

Best Actress on Television (Comedy)
Chris: Zooey Deschanel
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Laura Dern
Score: 3-2 Chris

Best Actor on Television (Comedy)
Chris: Johnny Galecki
Jay: Not Johnny Galecki
Winner: Matt LeBlanc
Score: 3-2 Chris (Again, that response counts for nothing here either my good friend)

Best Mini-Series For Television
Chris: Downtown Abbey (Masterpiece)
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Downtown Abbey (Masterpiece)
Score: 4-2 Chris

Best Actress in a Mini-Series
Chris: Kate Winslet
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Kate Winslet
Score: 5-2 Chris

Best Actor in a Mini-Series
Chris: Idris Elba
Jay: No Pick
Winner: Idris Elba
Score: 6-2 Chris

Best Actress in Supporting Role on Television
Chris: Evan Rachel Wood
Jay: Jessica Lange
Winner: Jessica Lange
Score: 6-3 Chris

Best Actor in Supporting Role on Television
Chris: Guy Pearce
Jay: Peter Dinklage
Winner: Peter Dinklage
Score: 6-4 Chris

So, the final score for all of the categories was:

Chris: 6/25

Jay: 4/25

So, as you can see, if you count all of the categories (not only the ones deemed by Jay to be "Important"), then you'll find that I actually won the competition.  Team TOPH doesn't only play the big games, we come to play for all of them.  We'll see if Jay can rebound on our next award show competition; whatever and whenever that may be.

And for those who follow our fantasy basketball, take a look at each recap and compare our stats.  I would've won if I played him straight up.  If he thinks he's going to walk all over my team, kid's dead wrong.